I had no idea how sexually frustrated I was until about 3:40 pm yesterday.
As usual my Sunday afternoons are confined to my family room couch. Although since mom's boyfriend was home, and I hate him, I proceeded to spend my Sunday afternoon on the living room couch...which is not nearly as comfortable. The nice part of the living room is that it has sliding doors which allow you to close yourself off from the world, or in my case mom's boyfriend. I tend to spend the whole day dozing in and out of consciousness.
So after about my 4th short nap of the day a jolt wakes me up. I cautiously look around the room to make sure someone isnt playing a trick on me and that is when I realize...my hand is down my pants and my pants are wet...
Whatthefuck? Now this has only happened to me like once before...possibly twice. I have definitely had wet dreams before, but to actually masterbate in my sleep...crazy weird. (Or maybe not?) I have no idea what I was dreaming about or who it was about but for the love of god I wish that would happen more often. I was in the best mood after that. I felt so relaxed until....
about an hour later when my mom came into the living room to make sure I was ok. She heard me "having a nightmare".
Weird.
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Oh well...masturbation is great whether you are awake or asleep! Enjoy!!!
what a treat this was to get to work and read. too bad we can never do it.
p.s. glad to see i made the cut on blogs you like on the right side. i know you love me.
Good call horny old guy!
Yes Loz, I do love you.
Change your White Sox Fan status and a whole new world of lovin may come your way.
Just sayin.
let me think about it. i mean, that needs to be some serious lovin' to get me to leave the white sox.
alright, i've been rolling this around in my mind, and i have some questions:
1) how often will we do it?
2) how good will it be?
3) if i renounce the white sox, do i have to cheer for the cubs?
1)As much as you want...(Unless I have a headache)
2)It will be as good as you let me make it.
3)You do not have to cheer for the Cubs (although that will automatically make your sex better), but you cannot talk shit about them either.
alright. fuck the white sox. let's go to pleasuretown.
haha! deleted comment! i love the drama around here.
i take text messaging VERY seriously
Well you should, I mean texting is the only way I can communicate my true drunk/bored/holiday wishes/dirty talk.
maybe i need to get you my cell. for the dirty talk, obviously. i don't care about holiday wishes.
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