I have been sick all week and really do not have much to say other than "being sick really fucking sucks". Yep, you can quote me on that.
The sucky part, other than being sick, so I guess I should say, the suckier part is...I am leaving for Florida today feeling like a junglebush in tight spandex sweating in the Amazon. For the first time ever I am not looking forward to going on vacation :( And I get to go on a boat and Im still not excited.
Allergies are like dingleberries...they go lurk right under the surface until your about to do some fun stuff. (Yep, I dated a guy who had some dingleberries now and again. I would rip on him on for that but I understand the pressures of pooping at work. I could feel his pain.)
Ok the meds are making me tarded again.
Have sweet weekends.
13 comments:
"a junglebush in tight spandex sweating in the Amazon"
My metpahor interpretor must be malfunctioning. what?
I feel like warm shit (?) is that better?
nope, still not getting it. why is it warm?
Also, find me some terrible blogs to trash, I'm out of ideas. And don't say mine, that wouldn't be funny, that would be MEAN
forget about her metaphors. she talked me into renouncing the white sox last week, and i haven't even gotten a handjob for it.
She should have talked you into renouncing baseball, the dullest of all activities
maybe you should go back to russia and be communist and watch soccer.
Hi...Im back from Florida...did I miss anything?
I was warm because I had a fever.
Loz...Vyv finds some great blogs to trash on.
and baseball is gay
vyv is a nice read.
what you missed -- i'm a white sox fan again.
interesting that courtesy of YW's refusal to comply to your demands, your favourite baseball team and ejaculatory receptacle have the same name.
well done. although, i never issued any demands. i was promised sexual activity for cutting off the white sox.
Loz...do I need to send you some pics to convince you otherwise???
i think you might have to. it'd be a nice start. much better than the nothing i've gotten so far....
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