booze hound = me

So drunk right now. Typed fisty610 like 18 times before I got it right to log in. Ridic. OTR (on the real).

Went out with bff M tonight. We are so lame. We played trivial pursuit, kinda, we made it a drinking version of just asking the whole card and however many you got wrong is how many drinks you had to take. Good times. Then we went to the local bar and played nudie photo hunt for a while, the broads version...g-d forbid he ever played the dudes version (although that totally grosses me out...those men are super foreign and super gross). We hold the 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9 spots...HOLLA!

So bored right now. I used to have booty calls. AP and I played dirty texts for a while last night but his bark is bigger than his bite and I fell asleep alone. Whats a girl gotta do to get some ass theswe days??? (I will not beg...too cute for that.) I asked him to come over but he was going to the Cubs game today and had to wake up early. WTF!?!?! I get that is was already 3am but that is pure bullshit. I told him he could no longer be my booty call because he sucked. He agreed that he sucked and still texted metonight. I did not return the love.

Blahblahbleh...another boring day. At least my fake tan is starting to look fly. Word.

Rad.

This took crazy long to type. Ill wake up in the morning and just laugh at my drunk ass.

In the words of Neil Diamond and his fans everywhere, Neil, "so good." Fans: "so good. so good. so good."