So my first post ever has only been up an hour and already I got a call about it.
"You are pretty slutty (insert my name here) I can't believe that you wrote all that shit. Is it really true?"
"What's it to you how I choose to live my life?"
"I think you should respect yourself more than just humping everything in sight."
"First off, Im not humping everything in sight, although I wish I was. Secondly, lets be honest here, I think the only reason you are upset is because Im not humping you."
Long pause..."I guess I am. Why is that?"
"Because fuckface, you are my friend and that is more important to me than a night of sex with a stranger."
"I can pretend to be a stranger...and just fuck you with my fingers under the table or in a corner. How you described in your blog...you don't even have to suck my dick in a stall. Fuck (insert my name here), Im here for you in your time of need, that's what friends are for...right?"
LAME!!!!!!!!
Absolutely no such thing as the opposite sexes just being friends. If nothing else, you both mind fuck the hell outta eachother, which is ok because there is no physical penetration involved. However, 8 outta 10 times physicality takes over and penetration occurs forcing awkward drunk sex and even more awkward conversation.
So to you, my dear friend, you can mind fuck me all you want, but no finger, tongue or cock of yours is penetrating any orifice of my body. I love you too much for that. And, lets be honest...the sex wouldn't be that great because we would both laugh the whole way through it. Ask your sister. ;)
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