Things have been really fucked up lately...hence the lack of blogging.
I havent had too much to say which that alone is completely bizarre being a Jew and a woman. I guess I have just had a lot on mind and actually tried to sort things out in my head instead of making a mockery of it through blogging. But hey...fuck that...it doesnt work...
some thoughts...
How come when my cousin was little and had a lazy eye she wore a patch and fixed it...and my 35 year old boss did not? Does she know what that does to me every single day?
Harry Potter and I share the same birthday. Neat.
Steve Guttenberg is completely under-rated as an actor/human being and should at least get to have his own tv show...I mean fuck...Freddie Prinze Jr. has one. Give the Gute a second chance America.
My great great Aunt Toby (shes been dead for like 20 years now) looked like Sophia from the golden girls. I just found a pic of her the other day and was pretty impressed...she coulda been a star.
Penelope Cruz has a weird looking face. I think she is a Cincinatti Bengal. Sorry.
Who thought it was a good idea to make Joan Cusak the US Cellular spokesperson...she is freakin weirdo. Her best role ever was that of Girl in neckbrace in Sixteen Candles. Her and that water fountain...such hilarity.
Why when I am eating fruit snacks do I always save the blue ones for last...they are definitely not the best flavor.
I have had the same eye make-up on for three days. Yep, Ive showerd, its fucking cool.
If everyone hates Star Jones so much...then why is she in every magazine...shes gross.
Its been a while since some sexin.
OMG...I made out last night...sweet. I love when you get those hazy memory jolts after a 10 hour drinking binge...the next day.
I need to tan...bad...real bad.
Whatever happened to that kid Jaime from Small Wonder??? Or his black friend? Or fucking Vikki??? Harriett anyone? Where are they now????? Please tell me.
I used to be in love with the Fonze when I was 4. Im pretty much Joan Cusak weird.
Word.
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2 comments:
AWESOME...thank you!
great to have you back. funniest thing i've read all day.
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