*note: Thanks Loz...for pointing out the countless times I spelled maturbate wrong due to it being spelled wrong in the search!
So my blog comes up when someone is searching for "best female ways to masterbate". I found this out after clicking on the site meter at the bottom of my page and checking my referrals. My concern is not that my blog comes up but that someone has to look up the "best female ways to masterbate". I sincerely hope it is teenage boy looking for the best way to finger-bang his 14 year old girlfriend. If it is a woman, well then we need to have some sort of chat.
Masturbation is only perfected when you know your own body. For example, I know that when I am buying a vibrator I only need to buy a small one (silver bullett is perfect for me) because I know how to just work my g-spot without having to "get all in-depth". For me, masturbation and sex and do not have a whole lot in common. Getting myself off is not nearly as full-filling (no pun intended) as having a good sex partner.
If you are shy or have roommates and are "worried" about someone walking in on you, the shower can quickly become your best friend. Using your finger or even the power from the faucet or showerhead can get you off. You should try all sorts of different textures and spots to really feel what is good for you. (Buy a massaging shower head!)
I tend to masturbate a lot so I find that various lotions and oils are awesome too. I like to get the oils/lotions that heat up a little bit so I can feel more of a sensation (and lets face it, cum quicker) than I would by just playing with myself. Sometimes Ill watch some skin-a-max porn and get off to that or just picture myself with whoever I choose!
Masturbation is not something that can be taught or read up on, it is something that has to be experienced and learned for ones self. (If you are a teenage boy...dont finger bang with no technique...talk to your buddies or a girl best friend...but jabbing it in and out is no good. And flicking her clit...waaaaay NO good.)
Back to work :(
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THE LIE:
So my blog comes up when someone is searching for "best female ways to masterbate". I found this out after clicking on the site meter at the bottom of my page and checking my referrals.
THE TRUTH:
So my blog comes up when someone is searching for "best female ways to masterbate". I found this out after searching for "best female ways to masterbate".
the worst part is, it's a kid who can't spell masturbate.
but nice job working in the image of you working yourself in the shower. that's going to be terrific for me when i get home.
hey, i'm just saying, as an expert on touching on myself, i just want you to be spelling masturbate correctly.
Hey, remember when you were giving me guff about spelling "Basterd" with an "e" instead of an "a"?
Revenge is a dish best served masterbatorial.
mmmmmmmm i'll have an order of the masterbatorial revenge. and some wonton soup.
remember when you used to blog? those were the days.
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