what a girl wants

"What do you want in a boyfriend?"

This question has plagued me for like 3 days now. (Damn you Mark for asking this ridiculous question.)

What do I want in a boyfriend?
Well here is what I come up with thus far.

*I want someone who is going to leave me-the-fuck-alone when I have a bad day. I dont want a pity-party and I usually dont want to talk about it. I want to have a drink, relax, and watch tv (and probably do it to get my frustration out).

*I want a man who does not try to solve all my problems. Half the fun of my life is making mistakes and then trying to fix them. I like to find my own solutions. Sure, Im wrong...a lot (and I will always admit that) but I dont mind being wrong so fuck off with your Oprah-wise crap that your ex g/f tried to teach you.

*I realize people take things from previous relationships, good and bad. I dont care what your ex g/f tells you, if I dont like something you do (for me that is), then I DO NOT LIKE IT...I dont give a shit if she did. If your ex likes her toes sucked, thats rad, I personally do not, so dont tell me what Im missing, just say, "thanks for not making me suck on your toes, you rock". What is right for her may not be right for me.

*I do not like to cuddle. (This also applies to PDA "Public Displays of Affection"- unless Im drunk.) Do not even think about touching me when I fall asleep, Im not into that. I like my own space. If I wake up in the morning and your arm is around me and Im sweating be prepared to be knocked out. (Ok fine, once in a great while I like to cuddle, but I will let him know beforehand that it is ok.)

*I want a man who is secure in who he is and does not care who or what my exes were. Bad mouthing them only makes you look like a complete chatch. (You never met them and I do not need to tell you anything about them if I do not want to.)

*I want to a man who is somewhat spontaneous. I want to go do random things. I like partying and getting drunk, but sometimes, I want to go to a concert or go apple picking...or something different. (Apple picking...right.)

*Great smile.

*Independent.

*I need a man who gets along with his family. I realize that not everyone likes their family, but my family is very close (Jewishclose), Id like to be with someone who is close with his family as well, its just a nice thing.

*A man with an average (or slightly larger) penis. Too small and too big are just whack. Too small does nothing for me in the sack...too large gives him the constant right to discuss it (this discussion does get annoying believe it or not) as well as hurt my pootie.

*I want a man who is educated. That doesnt mean I want a man who is a genius or brilliant, a college degree or even vocational degree/certificate (whatever it may be) is sufficient.

*Must love dogs. Yep that movie sucked but I am going to always have a dog so he better like dogs.

*Most importantly I want a man who respects me. If we argue, chalk it up to a difference of opinions, not an opportunity to name call or attack my insecurities. I will fuck you up in the name calling department if you even try...trust me.

Thats really all I have thus far. I dont think I ask all that much. But then again, men are entitled to have what they want and I may not be the type of girl that a lot of men want. Im going to think more about this and add to it later...