So lately I have been living the life that I promised myself I would never live...a boring one. I have pretty much been working a ton, watching some tv, and going to bed with the rest of the geriatrics. But I decided (due to some unexpected dirty text messages yesterday) that I need to stop letting "the man" (actually the asian, russian and the brand new lazy eye aka my bosses) control my time. I signed up for 9am-5pm and Ill be damned if it will be any longer than that.
So this weekend things are looking ok. I have already arranged to meet up with an old friend who I have not seen in like 3 years. I dont know where this kid came from, maybe he is just as hard-up as me, but those texts got my panties all bunched and ready to come off.
My only concern with my friend is that my taste in men has changed considerably since I dated (humped) him for like 2 months in college. He was not the best looking guy (borderline ugly) back then but then again I had low self esteem and lots of booze not to mention the newly obtained freshman-junior year 30 lbs. But now, Im looking better, feeling better, and trying not to be such a lush. I have definitely dated (humped) hottness since him and I dont know if I could back to the pity party that is him. I guess I will just have to wait to see what happens. Maybe he will be super hot? Maybe that is just wishful thinking...
On a much more depressing note:
My admirer never came forward and stopped after the panties. WHATTHEFUCK is that??? Honestly, I was pretty upset when I did not receive anything on Valentines Day to reveal who my admirer was. Who does that? I even wore the panties in hopes that I could show the lady that I appreciated her gift. Damn her. Im never falling for a bitch like that again. Ok fine, I didnt fall for her, but I was definitely curious. What an evil trick.
Bitches, cant live with em, love when they give you panties.
24 comments:
sorry about your lack of hot lesbian action. if it makes you feel better, i masturbated to the thought of you and another hot chick like three times. i'm sure it does.
Awwww...how sweet.
Thank you.
I hope you did that before you saw the hot pic I posted.
You're not going to do anything with anyone this weekend... who you kiddin'? You are in the asexual-est of moods, back to the YW I met, know, and love.
And where the hell did you dig up that picture of me?
Oh yeah...well eazy...yeah...your probably only half right...Ill make out at least.
That is the pic of you that I found on that dating website...I think it does a really great job of showing off your nips. GRRRRR!
You're not going to make out. Who are you trying to kid? The well is all dried up. And when I say "well", I mean bearded clam.
Eazy- - - - -
Are you challenging me? Because if you are Im definitely up for the challenge.
Just because you beat up big black bouncers doesnt mean you intimidate me.
BTW for your info, there is no beard on my clam, and the well is perfectly wet. biznatch.
Oh YW, you know when the pants come off the disco ball drops from the ceiling with that jungle crotch of fury. I'm kidding.
But the challenge is on. Now go get yourself a hot beef injection and make it heavy on the special sauce.
No hot beef injections &
ESPECIALLY NOOO special sauce!!! Come on now.
YW, you still can play, you know. When have you ever been a stranger to the facial, you dirty little slut?
well if your self esteem needs the boost, i'm down to be a psycho female lesbian stalker for a little bit.
if needed, of course.
DB - You are too good to me!!!
So you failed me on Friday with not following through with all your big talk? But did you blow it on Sat too?
Just remember, not only did you let me down, but you let Lozo down, and most importantly, you let Max down.
Max Power?
Not quite, Mr Lozo. I was actually referring to Earmuffs Max from Old School.
god damn it. i'm slipping. how did i miss that?
cock. balls.
I AM A CHAMP!!!!!!!
Holla!
I can still be Max's hero.
and yours too eazy.
We want story!
Since I know you didn't do anything with the first guy on Friday, I want to hear how you bounced back on Sat.
You didn't come through today and now you've let The Butter down too today. You're all she has for a love life these days and look what you're doing to her.
And since we know that you could've found a little time to write a story today, we're all a little disappointed.
So lets hear it, busta.
Not only can you not tell a story, but you can't call people back either? I see how it is.
e, you're beginning to scare me.
Lozo, if I am only beginning to scare you then I must not be doing my job.
YW, you still lost the challenge, even if you did make out with some fugster on Sat.
For the love of god E...I was sick as hell on Monday (remember when you were sick and couldnt call anyone back?) And Tuesday I went to bed at exactly 5:03 pm.
I will call you tonight on my way home!
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