Boobs.

Drum Roll Please....

Roses yesterday...pink ones.

I know for sure this person is in my office/office building because I got nothing over the weekend at my home. I still have no idea who this broad is, but Im pretty sure Im falling in love with her...or the fact that she buys me stuff. Whatever, its all the same superficial game. (Im going to love someone for their looks or their money...isnt that what "love" is.) Ok enough of that garbage.

I hope my next gift is a vibrator because let me tell you, no broad can have enough of those.

So Loz, Im sorry...no girl on girl booby stuff...yet.

Which brings me to boobies...
I am incredibly irate with mine right now. I know I know I know...every girl that has boobs doesnt want them and every girl that doesnt have 'em wants 'em. I am lucky to have a pretty sweet rack. They aren't too big and not too small. They look great in clothes and produce some mad cleave that is wicked (god, I wish I was from Boston) hot. However, they suck as of late.
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So, I have decided to actually start working out again which is amazing because I forgot how much I actually enjoy beating the hell out of myself. Its not so much a vanity thing for me, although I'd be lying if I said it wasn't nice, as much as it is an awesome stress reliever. Due to this working out stuff my body is changing, slimming down a little, firming up more, inches are being tossed aside and weight is being dropped. Boobies tend to lose weight when this happens as well.

Not my fucking boobs. Nope. Mine, if you can believe this, are actually getting a little bigger. They are sore and pouring out of my bra.

Not getting my period.
Not pregnant.
Not working out my chest.
Not taking an weird-o pills.

There is no reasonable explanation for this. I am 24 years old and have been a 34D since I was 19...weren't they supposed to stop growing around that time? What is happening to me?

I am feeling like the Incredible Hulk. I cant even wear half my work shirts to work because the buttons look like they are going to freakin' explode. Yes, this would normally be cool for most girls, but when you already have big boobs, this is not cool, not cool at all.

Good Rant.