Im evil and I love it.
For those of who who read Whatthefuck(http://www.meluvulongtime.blogspot.com/) you know my reasons for not being able to stand my ex. There are a lot of more sensible and mature reasons for my severe disdain for him but I choose to not share those. Not because they are so personal just because they are cause for a lot of thought and I dont really care to waste my time. Any way, Ex got a new girlfriend and since finding out this delightful piece of information I have personally taken it upon myself to ruin their relationship.
It is not as bad as it sounds. Basically, I have implanted a tiny seed in his tiny brain that there may be a possibility at some point in our lifespan that him and I could potentially get back together. Why did I do this if I cant stand him? I have no legit reason other than he made me miserable and now its payback time. Im shallow, immature, lame...blah fucking blah blah blah. I already know it.
This girl is perfect for him too, well so he thought. She is cute and completely relies on a man (Ex) to take care of her, make her decisions for her, and derive her overall happiness from him. All the qualites my ex wants in a woman and the exact opposite of me. But, since I planted this seed of pure evil and lies he has been questioning his relationship with J and calling me non-stop. The "I still love you" messages are nauseating and the "Hey Baby youre the one for me" texts actually make me throw up a little. But for the sake of his eventual unhappiness I will play along.
For my own personal justification...
1) They have only been together for about 2 months so its not like Im breaking up a wedding here.
2) She is a little too needy for him.
3) THEY WORK TOGETHER...so the break up was coming.
4) THEY WORK TOGETHER...he is a supervisor and could lose his job over this girl.
5) He is not that bright and shouldnt waste a good opportunity like the one in front of him on this broad. (He wont get another one)
6) Her mouth and chin are weird and you can just tell that she is going to grow up to look like Blue (RIP) from Old School. (Serious about that...you know what I am talking about.) Therefore I am ultimately saving him from a life with an ugly wife and kids.
7) She brings her cat to his place when she stays the night...he hates cats...who doesnt? And she doesnt clean up the cat hair so she is a gross.
8) He is still in love with me and realizes that he does not want a girl like her.
Hmmmm...writing this all out has made me feel really guilty. I hate when this happens, fucking morals. Im going to put a stop to this immediately, I should not be playing with this guys mind like this, its just cruel and no better than what he did to me.
Damn blog. Thanks for ruining my fun.
34 comments:
could it BE more obvious you are in love with this guy? i don't think so.
and what is up with this?
"She is cute and completely relies on a man (Ex) to take care of her, make her decisions for her, and derive her overall happiness from him. All the qualites my ex wants in a woman and the exact opposite of me."
so you are the exact opposite of cute? i find this hard to believe.
Fucking with people is AWESOME
So are cats
loz
Ummm Im so not.
Eat it.
VB
Cats suck.
eazy
i know the comment deleted was from you
No it was me
I'm retarded and didn't realise you can't edit comments
damnit I really thought I was beingn a regular encyclopedia brown...thanks for the fess up vb.
Sorry for assuming it was you E...my bad.
Anyway lozo's right, you totally still want that guy
"J and you-wish sittin' in a tree,
Hey ba-by youre the one for me"
Dashes make it read right
i love the comment chat on this blog.
me and vyv (can i call you vyv?) are right here. you want to have his babies.
i fucked with my ex :)
he brought a ring, flowers, and a half hour apology and plead
i said thanks for the flowers and slammed the door in his face.
SO FUN!!
> can i call you vyv?
COOP: Can I call you pigfucker?
REMER: No, only my friends can call me pigfucker
woooo!!! BASKETball!
The Butter, it's BASEketball. Good job, dumbass. --> don't get all on my ass people, she had that coming since she corrects me all the time
haha buttah, you got served
still waiting for a response to your nice little outburst at my "Playful" comments...
and hey, i was wrong. i got served. you showed me didn't you E
To settle this...I despise my ex...hate is a strong word so let me recant that. I care about my ex boyfriend, yes I do not deny that. However I am no longer still in love with him. I think he has potential to be a good person, we were just not a good pairing. I dont wish evil upon him, I just want him to hurt like how I did...ok maybe a little worse.
Lozo..you have seen the pic....you can judge that for yourself.
buttah!!!...A ring??? NICE!!! I wish I could work myself into the begging situation! As usual you are my hero.
where is the fair youwish to respond to all this?
ok. you did respond. that'll teach me to leave my computer for 10 minutes.
anyhow, i have seen the pic, and you are definitely a cutie.
hey..i was just stoked i got flowers
he even got me tulips..my fav!
eh the ring was ugly. but hey, he bought it. tee hee!
Poor Butter, you were actually wrong for once. Just a mere mortal, who would have thought?
But listen, you're not going to get a response from me. Obviously, we're not on the same level. If you didn't want me to comment, you could have just asked.
In other news, it's interesting to see the mentality of women when it comes fucking with guys. And they all back each other up. It just seems petty. Granted, I don't think YW is still in love with her ex but I just can't imagine wasting that much of my own time and energy to make myself feel better about a situation that's already over with. And how are you supposed to move forward when you're already dedicating so much time to the past. Then you have the other examples, he bought all this stuff for me and I slammed the door in his face...
but still after you took it (which I don't understand)...
whatever made you feel so bad in the first place, does it make you feel that much better that you dropped down to his level just to get your so called revenge? I don't know, that kind of thinking is a little small time for me.
*standing ovation for ez*
When my girlfriend broke up with me, I told her I'd given her AIDS. Boy, was she stressed out for a week!
Just kidding.
It was syphillis.
Small time thinking is what some people have to do to get through certain situations in their lives to feel closure. I am one of those people from time to time, pending upon the situation.
This what not all about making myself feel better, it was more about making him feel worse than me. Sure its petty...but it gave me what I needed. So be it. Im not ashamed for what I did nor did I ever drop down to his level or waste that much energy on it. Once the seed was planted he did it all on his own. All I had to do was pick up the phone for the initial 45 minute conversation.
You are entitled to your opinion E but everyone deals with situations in their lives differently. Im not sorry if you dont agree with the way I dealt with this particular one, but then again, its my life and sometimes I am entitled to make poor, immature, selfish decisions to make myself feel better.
Yep, thats all I have to say about that.
YW, please don't get me wrong. Everyone deals with things in their own way. I'm not saying it's wrong, I'm just saying that it's difficult for me to understand. It's not your situation alone that made this hard to swallow but the way that some girls will rush to the side when they hear something like this and tell their stories of how they fucked with a guy. It just ends up to be this feeding frenzy of lameness. And what it comes down to is that all these women who share all their "proud" stories ultimately haven't ever stopped thinking about that relationship.
I was personally surprised to read your entry just b/c I view you as the kind of person that would eventually rid yourself of someone like this without ever looking back.
You know I love ya. And you are right, it's always pending on the situation. It's just seems like the more involved you were in the situation, that that much more attention should be spent getting yourself past it knowing that it's already going to be a tough enough road ahead.
I'm making generalizations here so please excuse me. I'm not as much directing this at you, but more directing it to that general way that girls feel that they have to fuck someone over just for their own vindication.
could ez be more in love with yw? i don't think so.
Easy Lozo. Lets not get crazy here. Everyone knows I'm saving myself for you.
How's that for awkward?
And since I don't know everyone here all too well, please know that I am kidding...
...
Bitches.
saving yourself? i'm pretty sure when you came on my back the saving was over.
Hey man, that may be true, but is that the kind of treatment I get for at least having the common courtesy of doing the reach around?
Whoa...coming (cumming) on backs?!?! This whole thing has reached levels that I could have never imagined.
I would like to play along but that picture is just not pretty. (especially since loz let us know he was the catcher...)
Hoo Rah.
hey, ez knows how to make my colon sing. there's nothing wrong with being the catcher when you're being treated like johnny bench.
hey ez....i did ask..nay, told you...twice, to be exact.
or did you forget about that?
and i'm wrong most of the time, but nice try on the belittling front. two points!
that said, sometimes..if someone does hurt you to some degree that goes above and beyond anything in the past, or that person just has more of an effect on you, for whatever reason....
plotting such schemes, and revenge are sometimes the only things that can really make you feel better...and help you get over it.
eye for an eye...if you will.
The eye for the eye theory. Thanks Butter, for proving my point of small time thinking.
And no, I don't remember you asking,... nay (and what's up with the "nay"?), telling me twice. You may have made a comment that insinuated you didn't want me to leave comments but I didn't read into anything you said as don't comment here. In fact, I remember you encouraging me to continue in my ways as of early this year but that may have room for interpretation as well. Regardless of who told who what and blah, blah, blah, don't worry about it anymore. And there's no need for you to reply that you weren't worried about it b/c we know you're cool. I've seen the shades.
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