***Ex boyfriend found my blog today!!! Here is a little letter to him***
Dear Ex Boyfriend _________ , (<3My baby! I like to keep this annonymous, but you know who you are<3)
Im horny and I want to get fucked bad.... (You know how I get ;)
I want it hard and I want it soft.
I want it slow and I want it fast.
I want to get pounded.
I want my hair pulled and my back bit. (You know how I LOVE that)
I want to be licked and I want to lick. (You know how we do it...)
I want to scream and moan and talk dirty. (Im your little slut remember?)
I want to ride, I want it from the back, I want it in the shower and I want it on the floor. (Remember the shower??)
I want to taste you...and then myself.
But most importantly...and here is the best part my love...
I dont want it from you.
Have a good day.
Love,
Me <3
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Only one thing comes to mind after I finished laughing...
That was COOOOOOLLLDBLOOOOOOODED [in Rick James voice]
was it really that mean???
not at all.
it was fan-fuckin-tastic
wow. did he fuck your sister or something?
you need to get this blog dressed up. edit-me is not a link. follow in da buttah's footsteps and get some scantilly-clad photos up. the public demands it!!!
No, he didnt fuck my sister, he was just an ass who realized too late that I was an AMAZING girlfriend.
What do you mean dress my blog up??
As far as the photos go...you maybe lucky someday and see some on here!!! (buttah's boobs are nicer than mine!!) If I put any up, youll be the first to know.
how come he didn't fuck your sister? are you not into sharing? ha!
by dress up, i just meant links on the side. sites you frequent, blogs you read. that sort of thing.
and please -- let me be the judge of whose boobs are better. i'm sure your boobs are splendid in their own special way.
hmmm. fantastic.
i'm now known as the scantily clad blogger.
YW, you are just doing one of those modest things right now, you know you have great boobage.
And believe me, I'm not trying to take anything away from buttah b/c those are impressive in their own rite. Btw, Da B, did you wear that shirt on your last post or was that someone else?
OH. My. GOD. Trix, that was quite possibly one of the funniest blogs/emails I have ever read. First off, what the fuck is wrong with that girl? Did she really write, "the world seems funny to me today" and then moments later talk about her lost sunglasses??? What a fucking pathetic cum rag.
Secondly, what was that guy, he seems to be pretty intelligent, doing with that pile of rocks?
LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.
Thanks for sharing!
Thanks for dropping by my blog. All new readers are welcome.
Sounds like you got a little bit of a problem there. I can relate since it's been a month or so of no action for me too (breakup). If it's that bad, hop a plane to RI. Maybe we can (ahem) help each other out.
Trix, that whole thing was hilarious but I lost my shit when I read the part about the thunder thighs... "watching you parade around my room in your thong was like watching sea lions try to mate". Loved it! Please feel free to forward more of those.
What happened to my promised late night drunk dialing???
Did you make any jew-mex babies last night? From the way your cuz was talking, she better be taking some RU-486 this morning.
fuckin a awesome. That was the best, fuck you, revenge I ever read.
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