Friday, December 16, 2005

Im loser baby.


Random Thought Day

1) I am cooler than the following:
1) A man in a fanny pack.
2) DJ Tanner
3) Busch Light
4) Snowmen Sweaters
5) Staplers

2) I am not cooler than the following:
1) Brownies
2) Boner from Growing Pains
3) A wrench
4) Highlighters
5) Any 3 of Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor's Kids

3) If I were to play dodge ball right this minute, I would really suck at it. My game would be way off today because my head would not be in it.

4) I miss the way my skin looked before the Back-ne. JUST KIDDING...ewww Back-ne. I just wanted to type Back-ne.

5) Floor hockey is a kick ass sport.

6) I love raspberries. I could eat them every single day. They are delcious and I wish I had more.

7) I want an Oompa Loompa as my best friend/pet/slave. Or a little person aka MIDGET. I would buy him a baby pool and fill it will plastic balls so he could have his own at home chuck-e-cheese style ball pit.

8) Fanny Packs look really cool on guys. NOT.

9) I wish saying NOT after everything was still rad. OOOOH Rad...I love that word too.

10) NOT! Just wanted to do it again.

11) I really enjoyed the musical stylings of WHAM. Ok fine, I just think, "wake me up before you go (g0)" was hilarious. Did they have any other songs? Those two whacky fellas dancing around so un-homo like on the stage in their pro choice shirts...whatever happend to the other guy???

12) Im kind of a big deal.

14) Why is it that every song on the radio relates to my life in one way or another? I hate that. (FU "Shake your Laffy Taffy" homies)

15) I wish Lionel Richie would write "Dancin on the Ceilin II". Seriously one of the best tunes ever!!!!

16) Yellow Starbursts are the best ones.

17) I make bad choices but have the best time making them.

18) I havent cleaned my room in like 2 months. OMG...that is so gross. I am a nasty nasty individual.

19) Hence and nor are not used enough. I love the word hence...hence it being listed as random thought 19.

20) I am really a pretty bad-ass broad. Even though I think that bajiggity is a cool word.

21) I love DMB even though it is considered "un-cool" and lame to like them. I still love them...older stuff of course.

24 comments:

frank said...

yes, hockey is hot, just like the guys who play it.

oompa loompas are great because they'll do whatever you say because you can just threaten to send them back to loompaland. wangdoodles are scary.

but who in the fuck told you dave matthews wasn't cool? they need to have their pubic hair ripped out one at a time.

Eric2613 said...

I'm so glad Lozo pointed out that DMB is Dave Matthews b/c I had no idea. But that's not surprising b/c I've always thought Dave Matthews blew monkey dingle-berries.

da buttah said...

george michael singing about wanting women....

god the 80's rocked!

Youwish said...

Oh E...please lets not start the music debate here...I dont make fun of the gigantic load of shit that you listen to. ;)

loz- I dont know much about the guys who play hockey...but arent mullets a key look to them? I could be wrong...just sayin.

buttah - I miss the 80's. Well actually I wish I had been a teenager in the 80's my bangs and style would have KICKED SOME ASS!

da buttah said...

i'm glad i never passed the age of 9 in the 80's....

in fact, my hair especially thanks me. all that hairspray, crimping, teasing, 3'' curling iron barrel bangs....just can't be good!

Eric2613 said...

Not trying to make this into a debate. I already know that I listen to a bunch of crap. But at least have the huevos to admit that anything by the Sugarhill Gang kicks all forms of Dave's ass.

da buttah said...

dear god

i agree with E.

the world is goin to end.

frank said...

You two have the musical taste of a shit popsicle. You probably sit aruond and listen to Lindsay Lohan all day.

Party Girl said...

I hate you and heres why: Although I read your post I had the song, "Hangin Tough" (or was it Hangin Tuff? They were so bad ass) going through my head the entire time. And yes, I had the video in my head as well. Complete with forearm swingin back and forth in the air.

...out of my head...out of my head.

da buttah said...

eh, yesterday it was new death cab for cutie, but nice try lozo!

Eric2613 said...

Lozo, even though it's not true, that was a low blow.

DB, well there's one suprise during the holidays.

Thank you for starting the apocalypse.

Youwish said...

PARTY GIRL!!!!

You rock...I totally forgot about the insane arm swinging video. That just made my day. Thank You.

EZ, DB...awwwwwww! How cute. ;)

da buttah said...

woah woah woah!
this is no way means we like each other....

we just agree that dmb isn't....good.

Eric2613 said...

Oh Butter, face your feelings, you want to touch me where I pee.

da buttah said...

and you want to lick me where i pee

so what's your point?

Youwish said...

actually...wait no...ill just stop there....

Eric2613 said...

Well, that is true, I am an avid muff diver.

Youwish said...

And then some...im just sayin'

Eric2613 said...

You had to go there, didn't you?

da buttah said...

oh jesus

he loves tossing salad, doesn't he?

frank said...

it's reached the point where the comments are longer than the actual entry.

Eric2613 said...

The Butter, I love it all. I'll toss whatever you have to throw my way.

da buttah said...

we'll stick with vehement rhetoric.

frank said...

you think you might blog again in 2005?