Thursday, November 17, 2005

Girl On Girl II


So my first girl on girl date...CANCELLED. Yep, thats right...CANCELLED.

"The weather is bad, I don't feel like driving in it. Maybe some other time."
Maybe some other time? Oh. My. God. I got the nice let-down. The nice let-down? From a lady. Holy shit. I have hit an all time low.

I think C used me, with no touch (OUCH!). She threw my name out to her lesbifriends (I know of at least two other ladies that want a piece of this) to let them know she scored the "big one" and then tossed me aside when the popular one, T, (known for her intense cat-eating skills) asked her out instead. I just know that is what happened. Sonofabitch.

Now, I have no problems with homosexuals, I dont care how they live their life as long as they are nice to me and good friends. But people, I was tricked into a date, (read my first post...Im straight) and then thrown to the side. I was a pawn in C's twisted game, used to make her ladies jealous (in all fairness I am super cool and pretty hot when I want to be...grrrrr).

But, I can'r really blame her for the ditch, T is known for her super-sweet-spot-skills.

And I woulda done a little kissing, but that is all. (And that woulda been a HUGE tease to her because I am an incredibly good kisser.)

Come to think about it, I woulda ditched her too for a wang. And not even a wang that posesses the kind of super skills that T has...any old wang would have sufficed. (That is if she even ditched me for T.)

She better ask me out again. Not because I want to go out with her, just so I feel...better.

1 comment:

frank said...

After reading this and other stuff (but mostly this) I love you too. I'm not *IN* love with you. At least not yet. But you never know. Feel free to share me with your friends. You know -- the kind what would go down on me after just two hours in a bar. Five is just *WAY* too much high-maintenance.