I love my life. I dont say that enough, but today I love my life.
Its a girl/lady/woman/lesbian who wants to get on me. Yep...my life is worth living today...this girl/lady/woman/lesbian tucked a pair of red panties (unused thank god) bikini style- with a pink heart in my car door handle.
The note attached read - "Enjoy Love-" Totally girls handwriting in a purple gel pen.
Uh. Muh. Gawd. AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME....AWESOME.
Its obviously someone I work with...which makes me a little sick...not because the person woo-ing me has a vagina...because the women I work with are gross. Unless its a broad in the building. I often stop to chat with the other luscious ladies in the building (me technically being the only one classified as luscious). This is still no good though...no hot ladies...no good looking ladies...a couple average....a few a little below...and the trolls. Please dont be a troll.I hope its the blonde downstairs, she is Cincinatti Bengal at least (great uniform, ugly helmet).
I cant help but wonder what I will do if it does turn out to be a hot chick. Well first off I will feel even more awesomer (I dont care if that is not a word, it is now) if that is possible than I do right now. Then I will definitely take her out for some drinks for showering me with kisses and panties. Then I will drop her off at her house....and then what? I dont know how into I am with this whole experimenting with the same sex thing. Sure Ive done the sloppy girl-on-girl drunk kisses and the triple kisses like every other classy college girl...and of course the obligatory picture titty and ass grabs...but thats about it. I cant imagine much more. Ok fine, Id play with boobies because I think boobs are cool (they carry the same amount of fun as balls). That is really it though.
Oh whatever...who cares about the technicalities...A GIRL LIKES ME! (Again.)
6 comments:
Look on the bright side, she might not be someone you work with. You might have a stalker.
you better have some detailed, erotic updates on this monday.
Game on!
Unless of course she is some heinous beast...
it's official
i am male and female kryptonite!
Unused... well how ever did you know? Hmmm, you sniffed 'em, ya sick bitch, didn't ya?
I thought Lozo for sure would have caught that.
And The Butter, why do you think you are male & female kryptonyte? I mean, I know why but I want to hear you say why you think so.
Eazy...yeah I sniffed em..sofuckingwhat? They looked clean, I just wanted to confirm that ;)
Write a blog bitch!
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