Bleh.

Hi my name is You Wish and I am a myspace addict.

No, I am not ashamed to admit this.

This admission, in fact, brings me to latest annoyance.

What is with the whiny bitches who have been posting/crying for weeks about Valentine's Day? Oh and by the way, the bitches I am referring to are the guys of myspace. (You can say whatever you want about how lame and gay myspace is, but a lot of my real life friends are on there and they all do not suck. I am not stating a very good case here am I?)

As if that kick to the groin of the male species wasnt bad enough. These alleged men (not so much my real life friends, but most likely someone else's real life friends) post these "Valentine Applications" for prospective Valentine's to fill out. These are not exactly Johnny Coolguys and have never and will never need to sort through the ladies with an app. So I ask this; why? These guys are forcing me to lose all faith in the male gender. Do men really carry the same "crazy" gene as women? Or, are they just late-bloomers into the world of pathetism regarding this ridiculous excuse for a holiday?

I can understand the little high school girls that cry out for Valentine's Day attention. (All of them do.) It isn't the fact that really give a shit about the "holiday" they just want to walk around school with with their balloons, roses, cards, candies, teddy bears, whatever lame-o shit makes the ladies happy these days, and throw their shit in other bitches faces. "Yeah thats right wenches, some guy 'luvs'/<3's me and not you and that just means that I am better than you."

College ladies as well, although not quite as obsessively and really only the ladies that live in the dorm have my excuse for going insane around this holiday. They want the goodies delivered to their room to again throw in the faces of the doubters/haters/"friends" that someone fucking "loves" them. (My mom was the coolest, she would send me flowers and gifts with a random guys name on it so I would be the envy of the lovely ladies on floor 14 - I lived in the all girls dorm - and when we werent walking around naked touching eachother we would talk shit behind eachothers back. Duh.) We essentially used this day as big "FUCK YOU BITCHES" and that is about it. Love/Guys was never the actual subject regarding why we cared about this day.

I am not one of those single bitter bitches who hates Valentine's Day. In fact, I think its kinda fun. I love getting the obligatory grandma, mom and brothers cards and I have all the more reason to enjoy chocolate (and not feel bad due to the fact that someone else bought the chocolate, not me). I am just confused as to why, especially as I grow older, males are becoming more bitch-like regarding this holiday. Maybe there is no answer and it's only a few guys who are ruining the definition of a male. Whatever the case may be...they are really starting to annoy me.

Stop crying people. Its a fake day. If you are single, consider it a blessing...you dont have to waste your money on more crap.